SPAM
- <Walks over to me>
- Boss: What the heck is that spreadsheet?
- Me: Did you read the e-mail?
- Boss: All you wrote was "FYI".
- Me: Right. Did you read the one e-mail right below it?
- Boss: All I saw was "FYI Attachment".
- Me: So you're telling me you never read e-mail trails?
- Boss: No.
- <Walks away>