Stuff My Coworker Says

Oct 20

FYI

• Subject: BJ's 10/26/2009 from 10-11 am in the lunch room...

Sep 22

a picture is worth a thousand words

• Coworker 1: people should send pictures along with their applications
• Coworker 2: like XXXX's picture?
• Coworker 1: yeah. if i saw XXXX's picture, i would hire him on the spot
• Coworker 3: man, the first time i met him i thought he was high

Sep 21

jugular

• coworker: well thats her problem she didnt read the documentation, if she did she would have seen it was missing...what can we do if she doesnt read it?
• boss: well thats fine, we ll just step on her neck.

Sep 11

ZOMG

• Male coworker: oh thank god - paris is picking her new BFF today

Sep 10

meetings part 2

• later in the meeting
• me: http://stuffmycoworkersays.tumblr.com/
• coworker: leave me alone i don't awnt to get into trouble

bring your laptops to meetings

• boss leading meeting
• me: i never realized how fast he talks
• coworker: ha
• coworker: hes just excited
• me: boner
• coworker: it's humungous

Sep 03

clean record

• coworker 1: i have never been in an accident
• coworker 2: what about when you backed into my car ?
• coworker 1: that doesn't count , it was in the parking lot

Sep 01

up is down

• me: hey xxx do you know who bizarro is?
• coworker: like pizzaro? like mike piazza the catcher?
• me: hey xxxxx do you know who bizarro is?
• coworker 2: yea he was my high school math teacher. mr. bizarro.

it looks just like him

• me: is bizarro boss still outside?
• me: nope hes gone
• coworker: i wonder what bizarro boss would be like?
• coworker: he'd probably be rational

Aug 31

there's a time and place for everything...

• coworker: all you need for college is clothing and a bong