September 2009
8 posts
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a picture is worth a thousand words
Coworker 1: people should send pictures along with their applications
Coworker 2: like XXXX's picture?
Coworker 1: yeah. if i saw XXXX's picture, i would hire him on the spot
Coworker 3: man, the first time i met him i thought he was high
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jugular
coworker: well thats her problem she didnt read the documentation, if she did she would have seen it was missing...what can we do if she doesnt read it?
boss: well thats fine, we ll just step on her neck.
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ZOMG
Male coworker: oh thank god - paris is picking her new BFF today
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meetings part 2
later in the meeting
me: http://stuffmycoworkersays.tumblr.com/
coworker: leave me alone i don't awnt to get into trouble
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bring your laptops to meetings
boss leading meeting
me: i never realized how fast he talks
coworker: ha
coworker: hes just excited
me: boner
coworker: it's humungous
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clean record
coworker 1: i have never been in an accident
coworker 2: what about when you backed into my car ?
coworker 1: that doesn't count , it was in the parking lot
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up is down
me: hey xxx do you know who bizarro is?
coworker: like pizzaro? like mike piazza the catcher?
me: hey xxxxx do you know who bizarro is?
coworker 2: yea he was my high school math teacher. mr. bizarro.
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it looks just like him
me: is bizarro boss still outside?
me: nope hes gone
coworker: i wonder what bizarro boss would be like?
coworker: he'd probably be rational