FYI
Subject:
BJ's 10/26/2009 from 10-11 am in the lunch room...
2 years ago
October 20, 2009
a picture is worth a thousand words
Coworker 1:
people should send pictures along with their applications
Coworker 2:
like XXXX's picture?
Coworker 1:
yeah. if i saw XXXX's picture, i would hire him on the spot
Coworker 3:
man, the first time i met him i thought he was high
2 years ago
September 22, 2009
jugular
coworker:
well thats her problem she didnt read the documentation, if she did she would have seen it was missing...what can we do if she doesnt read it?
boss:
well thats fine, we ll just step on her neck.
2 years ago
September 21, 2009
ZOMG
Male coworker:
oh thank god - paris is picking her new BFF today
2 years ago
September 11, 2009
meetings part 2
later in the meeting
me:
http://stuffmycoworkersays.tumblr.com/
coworker:
leave me alone i don't awnt to get into trouble
2 years ago
September 10, 2009
bring your laptops to meetings
boss leading meeting
me:
i never realized how fast he talks
coworker:
ha
coworker:
hes just excited
me:
boner
coworker:
it's humungous
2 years ago
September 10, 2009
clean record
coworker 1:
i have never been in an accident
coworker 2:
what about when you backed into my car ?
coworker 1:
that doesn't count , it was in the parking lot
2 years ago
September 3, 2009
up is down
me:
hey xxx do you know who bizarro is?
coworker:
like pizzaro? like mike piazza the catcher?
me:
hey xxxxx do you know who bizarro is?
coworker 2:
yea he was my high school math teacher. mr. bizarro.
2 years ago
September 1, 2009
it looks just like him
me:
is bizarro boss still outside?
me:
nope hes gone
coworker:
i wonder what bizarro boss would be like?
coworker:
he'd probably be rational
2 years ago
September 1, 2009
there's a time and place for everything...
coworker:
all you need for college is clothing and a bong
2 years ago
August 31, 2009