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FYI

  • Subject: BJ's 10/26/2009 from 10-11 am in the lunch room...

2 years ago

October 20, 2009
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a picture is worth a thousand words

  • Coworker 1: people should send pictures along with their applications
  • Coworker 2: like XXXX's picture?
  • Coworker 1: yeah. if i saw XXXX's picture, i would hire him on the spot
  • Coworker 3: man, the first time i met him i thought he was high

2 years ago

September 22, 2009
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jugular

  • coworker: well thats her problem she didnt read the documentation, if she did she would have seen it was missing...what can we do if she doesnt read it?
  • boss: well thats fine, we ll just step on her neck.

2 years ago

September 21, 2009
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ZOMG

  • Male coworker: oh thank god - paris is picking her new BFF today

2 years ago

September 11, 2009
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meetings part 2

  • later in the meeting
  • me: http://stuffmycoworkersays.tumblr.com/
  • coworker: leave me alone i don't awnt to get into trouble

2 years ago

September 10, 2009
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bring your laptops to meetings

  • boss leading meeting
  • me: i never realized how fast he talks
  • coworker: ha
  • coworker: hes just excited
  • me: boner
  • coworker: it's humungous

2 years ago

September 10, 2009
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clean record

  • coworker 1: i have never been in an accident
  • coworker 2: what about when you backed into my car ?
  • coworker 1: that doesn't count , it was in the parking lot

2 years ago

September 3, 2009
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up is down

  • me: hey xxx do you know who bizarro is?
  • coworker: like pizzaro? like mike piazza the catcher?
  • me: hey xxxxx do you know who bizarro is?
  • coworker 2: yea he was my high school math teacher. mr. bizarro.

2 years ago

September 1, 2009
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it looks just like him

  • me: is bizarro boss still outside?
  • me: nope hes gone
  • coworker: i wonder what bizarro boss would be like?
  • coworker: he'd probably be rational

2 years ago

September 1, 2009
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there's a time and place for everything...

  • coworker: all you need for college is clothing and a bong

2 years ago

August 31, 2009